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#1 Nov. 25, 2005 20:35:00

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We need a thread for people to post funny stuff to. If you don't want to read it, don't click it again. [Razz] Otherwise, post 'em if you got 'em.

This has GOT to be one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time. Remember, the BEST humor is based in truth.

Home Alone ?


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so, Don't bet the farm
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The USD is doomed, or, if they keep it strong, the U.S. is doomed
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Do you have your garden in yet? Have AMMO?

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#2 Nov. 25, 2005 20:38:00

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[ December 22, 2005, 09:49 PM: Message edited by: mayy ]

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#3 Nov. 25, 2005 20:59:00

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how about this one?

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#4 Nov. 25, 2005 21:05:00

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[ December 22, 2005, 09:50 PM: Message edited by: mayy ]

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#5 Nov. 26, 2005 06:50:00

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A salesman was in Dallas, Texas for the first time. He wandered into a bar and proceded to down a pretty fair number of straight Jack Daniels in a couple of hours, Becoming quite sloshed.

Suddenly, He noticed Michael Jackson on a news program on the ar's TV. "There's the biggest horse's back side who ever walked the earth," he exclaimed.

With that, the cowboy sitting next to him stood , punched him in the jaw , and sat back down on the bar stool.

"Whew," said the salesman, climbing back up on his bar stool. "I better be careful what I say. I had no idea I was in Michael Jackson country."

"You aren't in Michael Jackson country, you idiot," replied the bartender, "You're in HORSE country!"


Here's to Living Single, Drinking Double, and Sleeping Triple!

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#6 Nov. 26, 2005 06:55:00

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A man needs a mistress, just to break the monogamy.


Here's to Living Single, Drinking Double, and Sleeping Triple!

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#7 Nov. 26, 2005 08:37:00

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Hey guys, thanks...........keep them coming.


"...where ignorance is bliss, 'tis folly to be wise...."

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#8 Nov. 26, 2005 14:40:00

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I posted this in another thread, but just in case somebody missed it...

An American and a Japanese were sitting on the plane on the way to LA when the American turned to the Japanese and asked, "What kind of -ese are you?"
The Japanese confused, replied, "Sorry but I don't understand what you mean."

The American repeated, What kind of -ese are you?"
Again, the Japanese was confused over the question. The American, now irritated, then yelled, "What kind of -ese are you . Are you a
Chinese, Japanese,Vietnamese!, etc......???"
The Japanese then replied, "Oh, I am a Japanese."
A while later the Japanese turned to the American and asked:

What kind of 'kee' are you. The American, frustrated, yelled, "What do you mean what kind of-kee' am I?!"
The Japanese said, "Are you a Yankee, donkee,or monkee?"

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#9 Nov. 26, 2005 14:58:00

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#10 Nov. 26, 2005 15:15:00

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Thanks pipmuncher.......gave me a much needed laugh.Well done !


"...where ignorance is bliss, 'tis folly to be wise...."

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